Theme Park HeideLand, 6/9/2025

 Theme Park HeideLand is one of, if not THE biggest theme park game on roblox by amount of players. 

When i entered, i turned left and saw a sign saying ''winter 2025''. I remember that on this spot there used to be a ''museum'' of old rides. I am excited to see what will be added though. Right next to it, is a Mondial Airwolf, which got stuck on the fence. This is one of if not the oldest roblox amusement ride ive seen, being made out of actual parts. The ride looks like it was made by a five year old. Next to it were some robot ride things, like at Legoland. 

I attempted to ride ''Ride to Hell'', a dark ride from around 2015, but some noob prevented me.

Now going straight forward, i saw a booster ride, which was made from less than 20 parts, the ride looks like it was made in the late 2000's, but i think its a in-house built ride, maybe from somewhere around 2015, just like the airwolf and Ride to Hell.

Next to the booster, there is a top spin, which i couldnt excuse being made in-house. This ride looks like it was made around 2009, and i wouldnt be suprised if the developer simply took this ride from a very old amusement park game.

Going forward, the newest ride in the park, Extreme Buggy is still in early access. I have been waiting for the ride to open for way too long. Luckily next to Extreme Buggy there's a RMC.

Red Rocket (#4) has a very good layout, however the developer has for some reason made the ride WAY too fast. You can barely see where you are during the ride. If i thought that the roller coaster i rode at Atraction Park was fast, i dont even know how to classify this.

Back at the entrance, i started making my way to the formula car themed land. On the way i saw that Catapult was operable, so i decided to ride. Catapult is a water jet (?) ride, which usually derails making it impossible to ride. The ride cycle starts with you being hoisted up, before falling down and jumping into water, however at this park, for some reason you slighly jump before the track does, making two airtime pops, and the eventual jump into the water very high. after a moment in the water, you're hoisted back up, and the ride vehicle swings up and down inbetween the jump and lift. Im sorry if that didnt make sense, this isnt my first language. 

Making my way to the Race World, i took a seat aboard Desert Race (#5). Desert Race is a simple layout, similar to that of Superman at Magic Mountain or Formula One at that random park in Thailand. I remember this being my favorite ride 5 years ago, which is suprising, as the ride was very rough.

Sky Spin (#6) is a S&S Free Spin, which features a finnish flag in the queue. Thats where the positives end, this rough 4D Coaster didnt invert a single time. Its suprising the new roller coaster, Desert Buggy simply goes through this ride, instead of replacing it entirely.

Serpent Chase (#7) is a RMC raptor with two launches and godly theming. Unlike other rides in the park, this ride isnt rough, making this easily the best coaster in the park. I would have ridden again was it not for the 5 minute queue. 

Im not sure if Colossos (#8) is a clone of Cyclone, the ''ROBLOX'' roller coaster or both. However it is much better than both, since Colossos has theming. I was the only one in the entire line, which is sad for a good wooden coaster.

The Curse of Karnan (#9) is a roller coaster with zero irl equivalents. The ride has the best theming in the park by a landslide, however the ride is very rough, which is a recurring theme in this park.